And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Why don’t white people understand the cracker is not the equivalent of Nigger.
Not have been
Never will be
remember when CNN did a segment that was like ” which is worse? the n-word or cracker?” and this comedian was like ” maybe the one you didn’t spell out
"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so