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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

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meganhannaman: how about you not call people crackers. Care if i call you a nigger? it's the same concept. Bye

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howtobeafuckinglady:

Why don’t white people understand the cracker is not the equivalent of Nigger.

Not have been

Never will be 

Sensitive peckerwood

remember when CNN did a segment that was like ” which is worse? the n-word or cracker?” and this comedian was like ” maybe the one you didn’t spell out

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cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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